I hope...

Allow me to set the tone. 

Inspired by chance the rapper baby blues verse. 

Originally the voice i was going for was a petty funny but some world say it came off as bitter. So to each its own (I think that's the saying).

If we break up, I want your life to suck,

I hope you end up in a shootout and you barely duck.

I hope your car break down soon as you pull out the house,

and every wire in your walls get chewed by a mouse.

I hope your charger only work if you bend it just right,

and your Wi-Fi lag every single night.

I hope all your fries are cold when you come out the drive thru 

I hope all the "be on the look out," all look like you

I hope your alarm don’t ring when you got somewhere to be,

but go off on the times when you try to sleep 

I hope your phone die every time you need GPS,

I hope every time you need to say no they come out as yes

I hope your favorite song skip right at your favorite part,

and every new love interest play games with your heart.

I hope your headphones only play out one side,

and your ride always late  and have you waiting when its hot outside.

I hope it rain every time you forget your coat,

and your job act funny every time you need a note.

I hope your dreams feel real but never come true,

I ain’t wishing death… just minor inconvenience for  you.